I couldn't help but think of Chaucer's Wife of Bath, D-Belle Bergmann-Reid, as powerful an ancestor as you are a power now.

607 And trewely, as myne housbondes tolde me,

And truly, as my husbands told me,

608 I hadde the beste quoniam myghte be.

I had the best pudendum that might be.

(Not that you need anyone to tell you, of course.)