I would probably be more like this had I not seen the movie "Forget Paris" with Billy Crystal and Debra Winger as a married couple. The reader here is playing Debra Winger's father (Billy Crystal's father-in-law): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsKYNQTbSD4

I remember seeing this nearly 30 years ago and thinking, "Wait, I shouldn't just say out loud what going through my mind?"

Great piece, Conni!