I'm thrilled! I've never won anything in my life before! (Well, not quite true, but I think I'm supposed to say this.)

I am not riding an ostrich in my pic but I'll saddle one up promptly, with a double saddle as requested. (I'll even sit behind if you prefer. I'm easy that way. We'll have to see how the ostrich feels.)

I presume you'll meet me at the ostrich-port?

And by the way, any sense of how long it'll take me to get from Asheville to you by ostrich? Strange, but the Google directions does not have an ostrich-option...